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uxji:

fluoresensitivearchived:

Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

animentality:

mrsterlingeverything:

Mosquito trying to suck my cock while im peeing outside cant have dick in georgia

onlinebeast:

The King of Silence: Who dares make noise in my presence…

The Unapologetic Sniffer:

aahsoka:

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

pussyronin:

swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts

prohaloplayer:

sanitymakesposts:

prohaloplayer:

radiationcat196:

prohaloplayer:

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

o-kurwa:

phantomxblood:

screamydreamy:

@sarenite

braindeadbunbun:

laina:

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

girldotpng:

girldotpng:

could a girl and a supercomputer fall in love

i failed to foresee the impact the portal fans would have on this post

kinukos:

rthko:

[TikTok automated voice] stretching out my gaping old man pussy

aahsoka:

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs