losingwonderland:

jesUS CHRIST

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heartsofthebroken:

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

Best post on tumblr.

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ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

(via rest-is-for-thedead)

kanyewesticle:

i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

(via rest-is-for-thedead)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via hey-driftwood)

chadleymacguff:

mamascream:

pertlattimers:

butterflies-and-teeth:

cis-hetscum:

toomuchawesomefor5ft3:

thesoundofkurt:

carlovely:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.

I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdays

I would turn everything in my house into a dildo.

I’m so upset right now

what happens if i put someones actual willy in it
will it turn it into the perfect willy specimen 

I’m assuming you’d turn your steak into ground beef

This is the greatest thing

(via vulg-ar)

thebestworstidea:

resilientkate:

softgore:

“This piece was primarily a trust exercise, in which she told viewers she would not move for six hours no matter what they did to her.  She placed 72 objects one could use in pleasing or destructive ways, ranging from flowers and a feather boa to a knife and a loaded pistol, on a table near her and invited the viewers to use them on her however they wanted. 

Initially, Abramović said, viewers were peaceful and timid, but it escalated to violence quickly.  “The experience I learned was that … if you leave decision to the public, you can be killed… I felt really violated: they cut my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the public. Everyone ran away, escaping an actual confrontation.”

This piece revealed something terrible about humanity, similar to what Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford Prison Experiment or Stanley Milgram’s Obedience Experiment, both of which also proved how readily people will harm one another under unusual circumstances.”

This performance showed just how easy it is to dehumanize a person who doesn’t fight back, and is particularly powerful because it defies what we think we know about ourselves. I’m certain the no one reading this believes the people around him/her capable of doing such things to another human being, but this performance proves otherwise.”

this is why performance art is important

So every single person who told me ‘ignore them they’ll go away’ and ‘you can’t let them know they bothered you’ and ‘They’ll stop if they don’t see you react’ and all that bull shit, my entire school career, I want you to look good and hard at this.

I want you to think about what you said.

What you keep saying.

What you are telling your children.

You are making them powerless.

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royeolkai:

basketball is so much more intense when you add thirty minutes of dialogue, effect pauses, and hot anime men that always speak their mind

(via the-ryuchan)

stupidshinji:

stalker-ghost:

#beatboxing at the speed of light

Kaworu lays down the beat while Shinji spits some mad rhymes.

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mrschriskendall:

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

why this got notes i’ll never know

(via bosoxfan)

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projectpatta:

rapewhistled:

its weird how today will only come once

but even weirder how today i came twice

(via bosoxfan)

robobat:

hannahbananafeefifofanna:

getbentgetbent:

saiyan:

 

Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all!

If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal…

…that it is actually a door frame!!

It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off a piece that was actually recovered:

This piece isn’t more than 3cm at maximum thickness!

In reality, if the panel in the movie was based off the actual panel, 

It shouldn’t have held either of them afloat!!

Holy fuck

omfg Layton

i’m crying

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bluemoon9:

Ah love. This is what it does to us.