My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
“If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life what would it be?”
-Anonymous

burn out brighter-anberlin

IM SO BORED

ask me questions please? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reblog this if you AREN’T homophobic.

infinityongay:

laughingstation:

Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I WON’T MIND

IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I’D STILL LOVE YOU

AND OTHERS WILL TOO

people are fine by me.

everyone should reblog this

for the gifs XD

this is so….. .__.’ *reblogs*

 

You will laugh out loud!

i’m gonna vomit

^^^^^^^^^^^ rainbows

(Source: insidemyrainboweyes, via herecomes-thepromiseofsummer)


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