certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

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lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

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pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

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